The Rocker Movie Review

The Rocker Movie Review
Rainn Wilson's new comedy is like a bad cover song.
by Jim Vejvoda


August 20, 2008 - The Rocker follows drummer Robert "Fish" Fishman (Rainn Wilson) who is cast out from the 1980s glam rock band Vesuvius and spends the next twenty years schlepping his way through life and embittered by his abrupt and heartbreaking firing. As Vesuvius enjoys Bon Jovi/Aerosmith-like multi-decade success, Fish toils away as a call center rep in the Midwest.

Fired from his job and dumped by his girlfriend (Jane Krakowski in a cameo), Fish finds himself living in his reluctant sister's (Jane Lynch) attic in Cleveland. His portly teenage nephew Matt (Josh Gad) plays keyboard in a band named A.D.D., along with classmates Curtis (singer-songwriter Teddy Geiger) and Amelia (Superbad's Emma Stone). In desperate need of a drummer for the school concert, Matt convinces Curtis and Amelia to give his uncle Fish a chance.

Still trapped in his gaudily-clad, arena rock days, Fish screws up just enough that he then has to try and make things right with the band. In no time, he's teaching these kids the ropes of being a rocker as they take their act on the road and gain national notoriety thanks to the Internet. But will Fish -- who soon finds himself falling for Curtis' mom (Christina Applegate) -- again suffer humiliation and rejection from his bandmates once the big time calls?



While it's an amiable enough piece of fluff, The Rocker is such a slave to formula and covers so much well-trod ground that it's like listening to a needless cover song. Sure, it's familiar enough that you kinda sorta enjoy it, but when it's over you think, "Haven't I already heard this done before and better?" The Rocker is a pastiche of feel-good genres -- equal parts rock 'n roll movie, mentor story, '80s send-up, and "follow your dream" inspirational fare -- that never quite succeeds in any one category.

We have the screw-up protagonist who needs to overcome his past/prove himself/find someplace to belong. There's the young musician in need of a mentor to inspire confidence, and when stardom is at hand to remind him of what truly matters. There's the love interest that's right in front of the oblivious character the whole time, as well as the female lead who inexplicably falls for the far less attractive social misfit male lead. Don't forget the sleazy producer-manager, or the big finale where the young heroes finally get the chance to prove something to their toughest audience: themselves.

You know exactly where the story's headed from the beginning, making the set-ups and payoffs to the jokes and the relationships too obvious. While the cast has chemistry together overall, the relationship between Wilson and Applegate is too thin and underdeveloped to care much about. They're like the sitcom couple cliché of the schlubby hubby and hot wife. Teddy Geiger effectively broods and emotes as the fledgling pop star, but the real scene stealer is Josh Gad (who nevertheless comes across as the poor man's Jonah Hill). Genre regulars Jason Sudeikis, Jane Lynch, Fred Armisen and Bradley Cooper all pop up here, while the ubiquitous Will Arnett continues to make small but showy appearances in other people's mediocre starring vehicles.

Rainn Wilson may have been striving for a big-screen breakthrough a la Jack Black in The School of Rock, but it's not to be had here. He delivers a one-note performance that's only highlighted by a few scattered moments of physical comedy. Cross Jack Black's manic schtick with Will Ferrell's penchant for cringe-inducing nudity and you have Rainn Wilson in this movie. Once again, we've seen it all done before and better.

The Rocker Movie opens up Wednesday Aug 14

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How Did Bernie Mac Die? Bernie Mac Not Dead? Bernie Mac Cause of Death

How did Bernie Mac Die? It is a sad day today, as comedian and actor Burny Mac passed today? How did he die? From most of the articles I have read, Bernie Max seems to have died from complications due to pneumonia.

There are other articles out there that are saying that Bernie Mac is not dead, but it has been confirmed, and all the major news sites are reporting and confirming his death.

Again, The Bernie Mac cause of death seems to be complications of pneumonia, and at 50, it is sad that we have lost one of our edgy comedians.

Bernie Mac Dies at 50

Rest in peace, Bernie Mac. You died too muthafuckin' young.

Comedic actor Bernie Mac dies.

Shocking News King of Comedy Bernie Mac passed away. RIP.

Actor/Comedian Bernie Mac Dies at 50

Bernie Mac, the comedian and actor who appeared in Transformers, the Ocean's Eleven films and his own Peabody Award-winning sitcom The Bernie Mac Show, died Saturday. He was 50. Mac died of complications due to pneumonia, his publicist ...

Bernie Mac Dead at 50

The Chicago Sun-Times reports that Bernie Mac has died. Bernie Mac most recently seen at a Obam campaign event and King of Comedy has died at 50-years old. Known for his tv show based on his own life as caretaker of his sister's kids. .

Actor and comedian Bernie Mac dies at age 50

A publicist says Emmy and Golden Globe nominated actor and comedian Bernie Mac has died at age 50.

Bernie Mac Dies at Age 50

CHICAGO — DEVELOPING STORY:Bernie Mac's publicist says the actor and comedian has died. He was 50 years old.Mac was recovering from pneumonia at the time of his death.

Comedian Bernie Mac dies aged 50

He was admitted to hospital last week and died early on Saturday morning due to complications arising from pneumonia, his publicist said.Terrible news :(

Actor and Comdian Bernie Mac Dies at 50

This story reports breaking news and will be updated as more information becomes available. Bernie Mac has apparently died today due to complications from pneumonia.

Bernie Mac Dies At 50

Bernie Mac died early Saturday morning at the age of 50. His rep said in a statement, “Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago-area hospital.” “No other details are available ...

Actor/Comedian Bernie Mac Dies @ age 50

Comedian Bernie Mac died this morning at Chicago’s Northwestern Memorial hospital at 50 years old. His publicist released this statement this morning: “Actor/ comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to ...

Bernie Mac is Dead at 50

On August 9, 2008 it was reported by the Chicago Sun-Times that Bernie Mac had died due to complications from his condition: 'Comedian Bernie Mac died at Northwestern Memorial Hospital early Saturday morning, according to Sun-Times ...

Bernie Mac dead at 50

Sad to report that Bernie Mac has passed away. A publicist says Emmy and Golden Globe nominated actor and comedian Bernie Mack has died at age 50. Publicist Danica Smith says Bernie Mac died early Saturday at a hospital in the Chicago ...

Actor Bernie Mac Dies at 50

CHICAGO (AP) _ Bernie Mac, the actor and comedian who teamed up in the casino heist caper 'Ocean's Eleven' and gained a prestigious Peabody Award for his sitcom 'The Bernie Mac Show,' died Saturday at age 50.

There were many great movies that Bernie Mac was in, some of the best were his roles in The Ocean Eleven movies, and his role in the Charlies Angels movies. But he may be best known for his appearances in his local hit com.

his Saturday morning was not filled with happy news. While America is battling for gold in Beijing, Bernie Mac has lost his battle with pneumonia. Bernard Jeffrey McCullough was just 50 years old.

“Actor/ comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital. No other details are available at this time. We ask that his family’s privacy continues to be respected.”

Bernie starred in his Fox tv series “The Bernie Mac Show” which he trumped with his involvement with the “Ocean’s 11” movies and “Guess Who” with Ashton Kutcher. We have lost another wonderful soul and we send our condolences to his friends and family. [Gone Hollywood]

Mamma Mia Movie Review

For all of you Mamma Mia on Broadway lovers out there, this one looks like it is a winner. It's going up against Batman, but we'll see how it does...maybe the men can go see the Dark Knight, and us women can see Mamma Mia!

Mamma Mia movie Review by newsblaze.com

A mega-musical that needs no introduction, having been staged in one hundred sixty cities via eight languages and seen by more than thirty million people around the world, Mamma Mia! bursts onto the big screen with perhaps more exuberant self-confidence than is prudently warranted. This cross-generational crossing of swords romp, with free love and family values facing off to a strident ABBA beat, never lets the story get in the way of its karaoke brand of flamboyant musical attitude for a minute.

Directed by Phyllida Lloyd and written by Catherine Johnson, this lavish and raucous all-girl production sets up shop on a picturesque Greek island, where adventurous and fiercely independent American single mom Donna (Meryl Streep) has been running a small hotel for the past few decades. Her only child, twenty year old Sophie (Amanda Seyfried), has been preparing for her upcoming wedding day. But Sophie's also long been secretly agonizing that she has no idea who her father is, and Donna has never been willing to engage in that particular conversation.

And when she comes across Mom's old diary that she's stashed away, Sophie gets wind of at least three potential dads that Mom was fooling around with just before her accidental entry into the world. More than anxious to get to the bottom of the mystery surrounding her paternal origins and have a dad give her away on her wedding day, Sophie secretly locates and invites all three men (Pierce Brosnan, Colin Firth and Stellan Skarsgard) to her nuptials, unbeknownst to her mother, who hasn't seen any of them since their youthful days of heated passions and even hotter sex.

There are plenty of buoyant antics in the mix when the trio of literally and figuratively old beaus turns up and freaks out retired free spirit and sworn celibate Donna all over again. Meryl surprisingly impresses with her accomplished vocals and physical grace during several euphoric dance numbers. And the story does have plenty of heart and genuine emotion, and could have used more breathing space to shine between far too many shrill, well, Greek choruses. In particular that old rascal himself, the former James Bond alias Pierce Brosnan, whose late in life segue into sentimental crooner on the big screen, is possibly not such a great idea.

There's a neat message buried under all the high decibel song and dance, about a dad being no big deal when you can have three. Not to mention that counter to conventional wisdom, family is more about who loves you, than whatever does or doesn't dangle between their legs. In any case, beware of movies ending in exclamation points.

Universal Pictures
Rated PG-13
2 1/2 stars

Prairie Miller is a multimedia journalist online, in print and on radio. Contact her through NewsBlaze.

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The Dark Knight Movie Review

Ready to go see the Dark Knight Movie? It is anticipated as one of the summer's best. Right now, Iron man tops it out, but this could be the one to kick it out of the top spot.

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With the New York Times reporting that theaters have begun scheduling extra showings of "The Dark Knight" in anticipation of its release on July 17, the sequel to the rebooted Batman franchise is proving that a film can still generate as much buzz as the iPhone.

So far the reviews are two thumbs up, way up. Already, "The Dark Knight" boasts an 88 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes (last week, before New York magazine gave it a solitary thumbs down, it had a perfect 100). "The Dark Knight" seems to be no mere action flick -- it's a superhero film noir.

"The Dark Knight" stars Christian Bale at Batman, the late Heath Ledger as the Joker, Michael Caine as Alfred, Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent, Morgan Freeman as Lucius Fox and Maggie Gyllenhaal as, well, Katie Holmes's replacement.

Here's a taste of what the critics have to say:

Let's start with the praise. In its "The Dark Knight" movie review, Rolling Stone credits the movie for being more than the sum of its blockbuster action:

There's something raw and elemental at work in this artfully imagined universe. Striking out from his Batman origin story, Nolan cuts through to a deeper dimension. Huh? Wha? How can a conflicted guy in a bat suit and a villain with a cracked, painted-on clown smile speak to the essentials of the human condition? Just hang on for a shock to the system. The Dark Knight creates a place where good and evil -- expected to do battle -- decide instead to get it on and dance. "I don't want to kill you," Heath Ledger's psycho Joker tells Christian Bale's stalwart Batman. "You complete me." Don't buy the tease. He means it.

If you want something more effusive, try this chunk from Time's "The Dark Knight" movie review:

It's been one of the best summers in memory for flat-out blockbuster entertainment, and in the wow category, the Nolan film doesn't disappoint. True to format, it has a crusading hero, a sneering villain in Heath Ledger's Joker, spectacular chases -- including one with Batman on a stripped-down Batmobile that becomes a motorcycle with monster-truck wheels -- and lots of stuff blowing up. Even the tie-in action figures with Reese's Pieces suggest this is a fast-food movie.

But "The Dark Knight is not just some soothing superhero tale in the mold of last summer's "Transformers":

Nolan has a more subversive agenda. He wants viewers to stick their hands down the rat hole of evil and see if they get bitten. With little humor to break the tension, The Dark Knight is beyond dark. It's as black -- and teeming and toxic -- as the mind of the Joker. Batman Begins, the 2005 film that launched Nolan's series, was a mere five-finger exercise. This is the full symphony.

The movie, says the Miami Herald in its "The Dark Knight" review, is "aimed at grown-ups (or at least older kids)." There are no gags or amusing touches to lighten the mood:

Crucial to the film's success is Nolan's decision to make "The Dark Knight" a laugh-free zone: There are practically no light moments in this story, and what little uneasy humor exists comes courtesy of The Joker (the late Heath Ledger), who puts you on edge every time he enters a scene, even when he's wearing hospital-nurse drag. Ledger's take on the Joker is an extraordinary feat of acting: With his smeared grease paint, scarred face and yellow teeth, he looks like a clown left out in acid rain.

In its "The Dark Knight" movie review, The Hollywood Reporter warns:

No one will follow all the plot points at first glance. Not that the story with its double crosses and ingenious plans isn't clear, but to enjoy the full glory of these urban battlefield strategies, multiple viewings are required.

While Variety falls into line by lauding Christopher Nolan and his screenwriting brother, deputy editor Anne Thompson offers the first hints of dissent in a blog post with her own "The Dark Knight" movie review.

My instincts told me when I first saw The Dark Knight trailer: Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins follow-up would fall into the trap of the summer tentpole sequel. It's not entirely his fault. The studio gives him his marching orders: top the last one. Make it bigger, better, bolder, more FX, more action, more scale and scope and characters (read toys). What else should a poor boy to do with $180 million?

She also addresses the Oscar question head-on:

Clearly, Warners is making an Oscar push for the film. Ledger's acting nomination is inevitable.

So what could be wrong with this movie? A few cracks in the edifice are revealed by New York magazine's "The Dark Knight" movie review. David Edelstein accuses Nolan of having "no clue how to stage or shoot action" while at the same time trying to get all philosophical:

Nolan is grappling with the Big Themes of vigilantism (especially urban vigilantism), and he did pretty well in Batman Begins: The movie was a foundation on which to build a new series; even in the mouth of the ridiculously chirpy Katie Holmes (as Rachel Dawes, stalwart assistant D.A.), the thesis line, "Justice is about harmony. Revenge is about making yourself feel better," made an excellent superhero mantra. But the psychological twists in The Dark Knight--especially the transformation of Dent into "Two-Face"--are baffling as drama. They play as if they'd been penned by Oxford philosophy majors trying to tone up a piece of American pop--to turn it into an uncivil Shavian dialogue, Don Juan in Hell with mutilations and truck crashes.

Oh, the verbiage probably wouldn't matter if those truck crashes were any fun, but the tumult is spectacularly incoherent.

Our neighbors to the North and across the pond have also started logging their impressions. Canada's National Post gives the movie 3.5 stars out of 4 and the London Times gives it 5 stars

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Space Chimps Movie Review

So Space Chimps starts this weekend...Thinking of going to see it?

Well, here is some movie reviews you can check out before going.

By COLIN COVERT

Star Tribune (Minneapolis)

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Is computer animation still such a novelty that it will pull moviegoers into theaters? Do wisecracking critters still push children's joy buttons? Is "Space Chimps" really necessary?

It's the latest in a long line of animated comedies that are family friendly, vaguely amusing and typically impervious to negative reviews. Although it's executed at a workmanlike level of craft, its entertainment value resides entirely in the so-so quality of its gags (yes, there are slipping-on-banana-peel jokes).

The film's creators haven't learned the Pixar strategy of creating a resonant story as the foundation of a film. So we get a formulaic tale of a lazy nonconformist who learns to take his responsibilities seriously and saves the day. Pretty much like the story of "Kung Fu Panda."

Only in space.

With monkeys.

And not as funny.

Still with me? Well then, here goes: "Space Chimps" is the story of Ham III, descended from America's first chimpanzee astronaut. The hero's grandson (voiced by "Saturday Night Live's" Andy Samberg) is still trading off his family fame, though he's a mere circus novelty act. Shot from a cannon in every show, Ham has a star's swaggering ego combined with a rebellious streak that invariably sabotages his re-entry. Rather than concentrate on his descent path, he tears a hole in the big top canvas every time.

Still, his prestigious pedigree makes him the chimp of choice when a glory-grubbing senator (Stanley Tucci) demands a simian crew to search for a lost U.S. spacecraft. With a blustery commanding officer (Patrick Warburton) and level-headed copilot (Cheryl Hines), Ham follows the vanished rocket ship to a distant dimension. Once there, our heroes recruit the aid of a pixie-like creature (Kristin Chenoweth) to battle a comic space ogre (Jeff Daniels).

While the film has its cheerful passages - Chenoweth employs deliciously silly vocal effects as the space sprite - there's no effort to push the boundaries of the medium. Everything about "Space Chimps" screams "good enough." This product is a babysitting DVD making a brief stop in theaters before hitting the shelves at Target.

But wait, there's more. In a few weeks we get the opening of "Fly Me to the Moon," about three young houseflies who stow away on the Apollo 11 lunar mission.

It's the same movie.

Only with flies.

Did this idea need to be screened twice within a month?

Help.

SPACE CHIMPS

1 1/2 stars

Starring: Voices of Andy Samberg, Stanley Tucci, Patrick Warburton, Cheryl Hines, Kristin Chenowith, Jeff Daniels

Directed by: Kirk De Micco

Rated: G

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Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in Trouble?

The news was pretty tough in the stock market today. It appears that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are in trouble. According to news that I heard on NPR, there seems to be a story that was published about how these two companies are having liquidity issues based on the US housing slump. With the increases in foreclosures Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac would guarantee mortgage is or how to confront lots of money on defaulted loans.

An article that appeared in the Times, revealed a liquidity issue with both companies, and it spurred a serious drop in pricing of the stock of the two companies. The stock price is down 80% over what it was at this time last year. This rundown in stock price has caused the government to get involved at state that they are not planning on taking over the two companies and they see them as being privately held run companies.

From what I understand, even though the government is saying that these two companies will be fine, there is a big selloff because investors are concerned about the fact that a government takeover would render their shares are virtually worthless. However, I heard that the Fed has asked the two companies to offer (sell) more shares so they can build up funds. This causes another problem for investors because I'm offering a more shares will devalue their current stock price.

The scariest thing about both of these companies is that combined they old or guarantee trillions of dollars of mortgage pack securities. The combined number of both of these companies is equal to 50% of the US housing mortgages. A decline or crash all of both of these companies would virtually bring the US housing market to a screeching halt.

The challenge with that is that we already experiencing a housing slump, and a crash of these two markets will a lot would prevent people from being able to buy or sell houses.

To top it off, in the Mac was seized by US regulators today. The FDIC has taken over in the Mac, and they will reopen on Monday under government regulation. This is another in the crush that has been caused by the debacle of the subprime mortgage crisis.

It will be pretty interesting to see what happens in the next few years. I had heard somewhere, that some of the situations are looking at although different and new ones are very similar to what caused the Great Depression. When the Great Depression started, there was a crash of the stock market caused by the collapse of the savings and loans and banks. The result was the Great Depression.

Looking out into today's market we see the dollar tanking it dipped to under 11,000 shares today, we see banks closing in being bailed out by the government, we see a huge run-up in gas prices and food costs. And, credit card debt is another problem. No one is admitting it but we may be looking at recession, and depending on things go with the housing market who knows? We may be looking at the next depression...

Happy Fourth of July, Got your Fireworks?

I don't know where or how Fireworks got so big in Hawaii, but if you been here on new years eve, then you know how nuts people get. Seems like 4th of July is a tie over for the huge event.

So, are you ready for the foruth with your fireworks?

Even though, Fireworks permit sales are down this year as the city gears up for Independence Day weekend, I don't really see that as meaning we have less fireworks, maybe the illegal sales are up....either way, there is going to be lots of smoke, and lots of noise!

Many residents, hoping to save a buck or two, are opting for paperless fireworks that do not require a $25 permit, said Eric Kimura, who works in the city's Department of Customer Services. Public displays at 11 sites islandwide offer another money-saving option.The public displays are much better for viewing, as they use the big stuff, you know, the kind you will see at Disney land. And the paperless ones work just as well as the stuff you need a permit for, it just that they mark up the ground worse.

With or without fireworks, islanders are determined to have a good time. Everyone is out getting geared up with Poke, hotdogs, beer, and going to the beach!

For more information on Oahu 4th of July fireworks, you can visit the Honolulu Advertiser, and check out the free public display schedules.

Today was my birthday!

Today was my birthday! Im 34 today...

It was pretty cool. My hubby took me out to breakfast and it was nice. He planned to take me to a palce that I have wanted to visit for a long time.

Funny thing, is it ended up being closed DAmn...

So we went to the original pancake house...

I had pancakes link sausage and one egg...

My hubby had corned beef, eggs and rice. The place is kind of a dump, but it was just nice to be with my man before work.

Then for lunch I went out and had dimsum and all the girls took me out... It was really good!

At about 3pm, my friend Alan K called and asked if we wanted to go to have dinner at a bar in Kalihi called Bronco....tell you what, it was kind of scary!

The place looked like something outof pulp fiction! Now in Hawaii you can't smoke but this place smelled like it was permeated wtih smoke.

We had poke, fried chicken, garlic steak...The food was actually pretty good. but salty! The kitchen and resaurant was nice, but i have to tell you, it was reallly greasy in the air, and i ended up walking out of there with greasy hair.

Now, we had to rush home because my man had to put together for food so he can do a photo shoot. It is now done, and we had to haul to make it happen.

But it is done now and I am going to bed.

good night everyone!

Hello World its me!

Hi Everyone,

Just started this blog, and am learning more about the cool things you can do with a blog.

The more and more I hear boaut hte internet and the tghings associated wtih being online, the more I thought I should join in on the fun...

So here is my first post, and I hope that I can bet in on the fun and action that everyone else is.

I'll try to post here often about what's going on in my world, or your world, or just what ever is on my mind at the time!

Please bear with me, as I am still trying to figure out how this all works!

Thanks to my mom, and friends all for helping me decide to do this and let the world know that I am out there!